Career choices
#1
Me at home: Yeah, I...uh, digital media? it's like the internet and that. Right now, I'm working on this...uh...I don't know how to explain it, but it's meant to be funny.
Me here: I cook. Dinners.
#2
Me at home: So...i need to redesign some of the front end of this, I need the colours to reflect more of the actual content rather than the percieved content.
Me here: So...i need to add salt.
#3
Me at home: Wow, look at that, I've got the exact shade of blue i wanted. And i only had to spend 20 minutes at that colour chart to do it...coffee?
Me here: Three meals on the go, flames everywhere, pans dancing on the hob, I'm listening to classic rock at full volume, and I still have time to wink at the girl ordering food.
#4
Girls at home: The inter...computers...media...wow...how, uh...interesting...for you.
Girls here: Oh my god, you cook?! I love that! Can I see the kitchen? Will you cook something for me sometime?
#5
Boss at home: Andrew, going forwards, can you please ensure that Sunday's shift reports are clearly labelled, as mislabelling can cause confusion within the weekly overview table.
Boss here: Yo! Andy man...i'm too...that's awesome...i can't move...uh...last night...oh man.
Me at home: Yeah, I...uh, digital media? it's like the internet and that. Right now, I'm working on this...uh...I don't know how to explain it, but it's meant to be funny.
Me here: I cook. Dinners.
#2
Me at home: So...i need to redesign some of the front end of this, I need the colours to reflect more of the actual content rather than the percieved content.
Me here: So...i need to add salt.
#3
Me at home: Wow, look at that, I've got the exact shade of blue i wanted. And i only had to spend 20 minutes at that colour chart to do it...coffee?
Me here: Three meals on the go, flames everywhere, pans dancing on the hob, I'm listening to classic rock at full volume, and I still have time to wink at the girl ordering food.
#4
Girls at home: The inter...computers...media...wow...how, uh...interesting...for you.
Girls here: Oh my god, you cook?! I love that! Can I see the kitchen? Will you cook something for me sometime?
#5
Boss at home: Andrew, going forwards, can you please ensure that Sunday's shift reports are clearly labelled, as mislabelling can cause confusion within the weekly overview table.
Boss here: Yo! Andy man...i'm too...that's awesome...i can't move...uh...last night...oh man.
posted by Andy at 5:20 AM
104 Comments:
Yes, but at least with the digital media, you can aspire to having your own casting couch.
he makes a good point. when you get home open a restaurant.
Joe, you're not considering the bigger picture. Which skillset is going to be more useful once we're living in the post-apocalyptic society? Which one has the bigger knives?
In the post apocolyptic landscape, I'm sure the people absolutely lacking in morals and willing to resort to cannibalism ealry on will last longest. Sure the knives may help, but they're no replacement for training. And surely working in digital media is the corporate equivalent to spending 5 years in the SAS. And of course having a soul so black you could shine your boots with it comes in handy when you're trying to hide from the zombies at night.
And the casting couch practice would come in handy when it becomes time to repopulate the world.
And you say I'm not looking at the big picture!!!
see, I'm really going to have to side with una here, on the post-apocalyptic argument. What good is human flesh if it's not cooked right?
As for the casting couch? uh...i think the fringe benifits of cooking kinda make up for that.
And by fringe benefits you mean food right? :-)
-C
Let's not forget that the plan incorporates stealing sheep (would that be sheep rustling?), so we won't necessarily have to subsist on human flesh. Having sheep means a plentiful supply of wooly jumpers too.
Ah, I wasn't aware of the sheep rustling plan. Still, I'm sure you were able to cook at least enough to get by before going to Australia. I've been to your bbq, and lived to tell the tail.
*sigh* I miss you guys...
cooking has a casting couch of sorts
it's called
interviewing new waitresses!!!!!
and a good restaurant needs a decent website
all the pieces come together
or you could just cook virtual food
If you're not on a call, then please pick up!
I don't know where this idea that digital media has a casting couch came from. As far as I can tell, it's just bald guys talking to other bald guys about web 2.0...
There's a lot of coffee and cool t-shirts, but not much in the way of actresses.
So your saying that there are no porn sites on the web?
No, I'm definitely siding with Una on this one. Old fashioned media would have a casting couch, to an extent. But digital media is just a load of over-caffeinated bald (or hairy) men.
cooking, on the other hand, impresses women. For instance, no one's ever kissed me on the basis of a really neat piece of HTML. A good prawn curry, on the other hand...
What's the recipe for a good prawn curry?
It's not that I particularly want girls to kiss me, but rather that I like prawn curry. Honestly.
i am so happy with this piece of spam, just perfectly timed to throw me into an abyss of 'oh, i've wasted my life'.
(coconut milk & cream, curry paste, stir fry the veg & prawns etc.)
Stupid education, what has it ever done for us except cause the 'oh, i've wasted my life' crisis?
At least the two of you are finished. I still have another year to go.
Great article! Thanks.
Thanks for interesting article.
Thank You! Very interesting article. Do you can write anything else about it?
Very interesting site. Blog is very good. I am happy that I think the same!
Nice! Nice site! Good resources here. I will bookmark!
Excellent website. Good work. Very useful. I will bookmark!
I see first time your site guys. I like you :)
mx3vBz You have a talant! Write more!
fHbO1I Good job!
YPDzUU The best blog you have!
G8V7bV Please write anything else!
actually, that's brilliant. Thank you. I'm going to pass that on to a couple of people.
Wonderful blog.
Hello all!
Thanks to author.
Wonderful blog.
Good job!
Please write anything else!
Nice Article.
Hello all!
ErvBXf write more, thanks.
Nice Article.
Good job!
actually, that's brilliant. Thank you. I'm going to pass that on to a couple of people.
actually, that's brilliant. Thank you. I'm going to pass that on to a couple of people.
Thanks to author.
Please write anything else!
actually, that's brilliant. Thank you. I'm going to pass that on to a couple of people.
Thanks to author.
Nice Article.
Wonderful blog.
Good job!
Please write anything else!
What is a free gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
actually, that's brilliant. Thank you. I'm going to pass that on to a couple of people.
What is a free gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
Energizer Bunny Arrested! Charged with battery.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
actually, that's brilliant. Thank you. I'm going to pass that on to a couple of people.
Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
What is a free gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
What is a free gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
Energizer Bunny Arrested! Charged with battery.
What is a free gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
Beam me aboard, Scotty..... Sure. Will a 2x10 do?
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Thanks to author.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Thanks to author.
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Please write anything else!
Magnific!
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Nice Article.
actually, that's brilliant. Thank you. I'm going to pass that on to a couple of people.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Please write anything else!
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
What is a free gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
What is a free gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
What is a free gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
All generalizations are false, including this one.
Build a watch in 179 easy steps - by C. Forsberg.
Post a Comment
<< Home