Friday, July 14, 2006

LA.

(I had a whole post devoted to steak, and argentina, but i'll put that up later)

So, I stayed in a hostel on Hollywood Boulevard. With 2 roomates. one's a dwarf who does impressions of Chucky (from Childsplay) for money outside Mann's Chinese Theatre, The other was - let me get this right - a poet, who was also a knight Templar. Who was trying to revive the tradition of knight poets. He was in LA to try and get a job with a breakfast radio show writing limericks. Or as a Male model.

These were only two of the people i lived with. Others included:
-The jingle writer, who sang about everything, all the time. 'maa-kin' a sandwiiiich...gonna put some peanut buttter iiiiin....'
-The would be soap star. Who lectured me on the importance of coke as part of a hollywood career. And on the danger of kissing girls who turn out to be guys.
-The guy who goes around pointing out celebrity resemblences. (i look like no-one, sorry dude)

So i went for a walk on hollywood Boulevard, saw all the adult shops, exotic shoe shops, exotic adult shops, tattoo shops, exotic tattoo shops, shoe tattoo shops, and any combination of the above.

And I decided, since I was there, I might as well have a bit of a wander out to see other parts of LA. So i did.

Long Beach - Gone in 60 seconds was filmed here.
Universal City - i couldn't afford the theme park, but i wandered along the shopping streets
Reseda - 'It's a long way, living in reseda...'
and
of course,
because I am the wisest man ever to have walked the face of the earth...

i went for a stroll in compton. (as in 'the hood' from 'boys in the hood' and 'compton' from 'Straight outta Compton' and...well, you get the idea, it's the hood)
(where stroll = getting off the train, wandering across teh road, saying wow, this place is kinda crap, and getting back on the next train)

Anyway, at the moment I'm in D.C. It's hot, but i don't care, i saw the capitol building over the top of some trees and thought I was in the west wing for a bit. awesome.

7 Comments:

Blogger Joe said...

Hmmm... I don't know, maybe if you grew your hair you cold pass for Bill Bailey

July 15, 2006 at 2:00 AM  
Blogger Kevin said...

ok it's takein you from september 5th until today to make me jealous
damn it!

July 15, 2006 at 9:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sorry you didn't get a chance to visit Inglewood, so that you could have compared the one in California and the one in Clonsilla where we live...

July 18, 2006 at 9:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heart DC! how deadly is it! go get a tour of the capital, chances are it will be an irish intern from the Washington Ireland Program showing you around! :)

July 18, 2006 at 12:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I did visit inglewood! (well saw it from a bus) it's not the most lovely place in the world.

July 18, 2006 at 2:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You'll be glad to know that Inglewood in Clonsilla is lovely, it has Joan and Dave in it. It also has surprise gas explosions, which are exciting, but less lovely.

July 19, 2006 at 9:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Inglewood in LA seems to be more full of Adult shops (actually, that seems to be an LA-wide thing), check cashing places and seedy looking takeaways. Not a Joan or Dave in sight.

July 19, 2006 at 1:50 PM  

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